Trippin'

I just necked about eighty mushys My first of the season so far I whipped over the lanes in Bettws With Brian and Wyn in the car And I feel my body movin' Like I'm going insane I'm coned as a stunt I've done it again I nipped over the pub for a quick one And caught a couple of pipes on the bank The ground was shifting So I left there Quicker than a panda's wank I shoved my forty pence on the table In a swirling haze of purple and blue I got the feeling it was time to shoot off When Spiderman was chalking his cue Trippin' my knackers off all day From now on I'm gonna see things In a different way!