Beat the Case / / / Straight Crooked

Pt. I: Beat the Case [Verse 1: Ab-Soul] Doeburger! Head swingin' like Rambo, he be spittin' like he pullin' triggers Make a enemigo an example (And I bet I beat the case) Lot of guys with the gavels, look em' right up in they face While a nigga under oath Plead the fifth, then ask if I can smoke Burnin' dirty money but I keep A little something for the clean escape And the rainy day after Don't forget a nigga live where the heat wave at ya And ya safe ain't safe And heat don't wave back but life is cold that way Ay man [Hook: Ab-Soul] All I do is beat the case, all I do is beat the case All I do is beat it, beat it, beat it, beat it like a runaway slave Get your king popped, MJ, I'm dangerous, keep away The doctors say what an odd autopsy All I do is beat the case All I do is beat the case, all I do is beat the case All I do is beat the case, all I do is beat the case All I do is beat the case, I ain't never go to jail I ain't never gon' tell, all I do is beat the case [Verse 2: ScHoolboy Q] Got my cHopper went to cape, bullets flying out tHe case Only witness is the gate, notHing sticking on the tape All I do is beat tHe, uH, yeaH, sHit you grabbin' ain't a bag The sHit you makin' it ain't Half, of wHat I made up in tHe past Groovy Tony witH tHe moves, uH My bank account done ate a moose, uH WHy tHe car ain't got a roof, uH Crib ceiling got a boost, uH Black Hippy witH tHe caps lock, wHen my album came.. Best album out in Hip Hop and I'm still Heatin' up tHe crockpot Platinum plaques tHat I ain't Hung yet You got opinions no acHievements Type of niggas make me laugH, uH Hit tHe gas and turn to flasH, uH Palms itcHing like a rasH, uH My trigger finger be tHe stasH, uH BitcH I'm blankin' out tHe face, uH (All I do is beat tHe case) [Hook: Ab-Soul] All I do is beat the case, all I do is beat the case All I do is beat it, beat it, beat it, beat it like a runaway slave Get your king popped, MJ, I'm dangerous, keep away The doctors say what an odd autopsy All I do is beat the case All I do is beat the case, all I do is beat the case All I do is beat the case, all I do is beat the case All I do is beat the case, I ain't never go to jail I ain't never gon' tell, all I do is beat the case [Verse 3: Ab-Soul] Let me set the record straight, you got 10 commandments 33 amendments over 20,000 laws Raise your hand if you think you'll beat the case Motherfuck a Bill of Rights I need a bil', a mil' is light Phenergan up in my sprite I ain't sippin' Miller light I like to say my lighter white Lit the spliff and went to space Then I'm playin' with the white What an interracial day I made a right up at the light Got perked up by the jakes Had the work tucked, guns in the truck Licenses suspended, but remember-- [Hook: Ab-Soul] All I do is beat the case, all I do is beat the case All I do is beat it, beat it, beat it, beat it like a runaway slave Get your king popped, MJ, I'm dangerous, keep away The doctors say what an odd autopsy All I do is beat the case All I do is beat the case, all I do is beat the case All I do is beat the case, all I do is beat the case All I do is beat the case, I ain't never go to jail I ain't never gon' tell, all I do is beat the case All I do is beat the case, all I do is beat the case All I do is beat it, beat it, beat it, beat it like a runaway slave Get your king popped, MJ, I'm dangerous, keep away The doctors say what an odd autopsy All I do is beat the case All I do is beat the case, all I do is beat the case All I do is beat the case, all I do is beat the case All I do is beat the case, I ain't never go to jail I ain't never gon' tell, all I do is... Pt. II: Crooked [Verse: Ab-Soul] Ruffled up a couple feathers When I called Barack a puppet yo Now that Trump is POTUS I know this election is just another Muppet Show That ain't even none of my business though Whatever's your cup of tea Even lil' Niemah voted for Hillary I'm a entity, never mind my identity My king Slim hit me with a quote that sticked with me A criminal's best asset is his liability (That was crazy, lie-ability) Do What Thou Wilt nigga (Soul!) Cause these niggas a have you swim across a ocean just to drown you in a lake I had to be a little crooked just to make sure I was straight Word, word yea Make sure I was straight I had to be a little crooked just to make sure I was straight Don't sock him, Ali The righteous will remain righteous and the filthy will remain filthy In a sense, we all guilty YMF nigga