The Infamous Date Rape

Classic, classic... Classic example of a...a date rape(4X) [Verse 1: Q-Tip] Listen to the rhyme, it's a black ink fact Percentile rate of date rape is fat This is all due to the reason of the skeezin You got the right pickin but you're in the wrong season If you're in the wrong season, that means you gotta break Especially if a squaw tries to cry out rape You be all vexed cuz she got it goin on You don't wanna fight cuz you know that you're wrong So instead you rest your head on the arm of the couch Envision in your head of a great sex bout Worthy opponent, all you wanna do is bone it You ask can you kick it, she says you can't stick it This is the case, the situation is sticky Should you try to kiss or hint towards a hickey? Not even, you can ask Steven If the vibe ain't right, huh, ya leavin Hit the road Jack and all of that But if she offers her abode, you'll drop ya load Right smack dab in the middle Get the kitten, I got crazy tender vittles [Verse 2: Phife] Uh huh, you know the science, you get buckwild Runnin mad games as if your name was Scott Skiles Or better yet Magic or even Karl Malone Regardless who it is, your aim is to bone If she tries to front, that's when you start to diss her If she's with the program, that's when you start to kiss her Might as well get to the point, no time to waste Might as well break the ice, then set the pace You start to talk nasty, now she's ready to bone Step out of the shower, throw on cologne All of a sudden, her sugarwalls tumble down like Jericho She's hotter than Meshach, Shadrach and Abendego You listen to After 7, break fool after 10 Do your thing at 12 o'clock and when you go again There goes round 1, ding, there goes round two Now tell me what the (fuck) are you supposed to do What do you know, when the meow is completed Girly girl cried rape, yo, I didn't really need it [Verse 3: Q-Tip] Sweetheart, we ain't goin out like that(2X) Sweetheart, we ain't goin out like that(zulu) We ain't goin out like that(zulu) We ain't goin out like that Now baby bust it, if you wanna groove Me and you can do it, it will be the move I won't cry over spilled milk If you won't let me take you to the Hilt I don't wanna bone you that much That I would go for the unforbidden touch I'm not the type that would go for that I'll have to fetch a brand new cat Baby, baby, baby I don't wanna be rude But I know because of your bloody attitude I know why you act that way It usually happens on the 28th day I respect that crazily When you're done with the pads can you come check me? This ain't a joint to disrespect you Because one head ain't better than two Check it out It's a classic example of a...a date...