Time Travellin'

[Verse 1] If I could travel in time, I would go back and save Big L from the nine I would go to the future, cop things that don't exist Bring them back and give them to all the poor kids I'd go back to 1933 Assassinate Hitler and let the people free Then I'd go back to '68 In Memphis, Tennessee on that terrible day And warn Dr. King about his enemy And then I'd do the same thing for Kennedy I'd go and take Jesus right off the cross And put a stop to all religious wars Get in my DeLorean before they drill And warn BP about the oil spill I'd tell the president "The war's over pal," And bring every American soldier home now [Hook] I'm travelin', time travelin' I'mma change the world and come back again Can you imagine it? [x2] [Verse 2] I'd pull the fire alarm at the World Trade So all those innocent people would have been safe I'd put a bullet in Saddam Hussein With the Glock, put a stop to his terrible ways And I know it sounds remorseless But I'd make Barbara Bush get an abortion And that would have been important Cuz we could have saved a lot of coffins Take all the Republicans out of office Cuz most of them are monsters Man, I'd be going bonkers Put myself on the bill at the first rap concert I would have told Mike Tyson to cancel his fight Cuz his homie 2Pac was gonna lose his life And tell B.I.G. to cancel his show Cuz mad bullets gonna be flying through his car door And I'd tell Aaliyah to cancel the flight So her and Dame could be chilling on their wedding night Just imagine it I'mma hop in this phone booth--time travelin' [Hook]